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A man from our nation's Glitter Strip is today enjoying a perfect Friday afternoon.
Speaking to The Advocate via a reporter waiting for his interstate bucks party to kick off, Tully Budgera (29) explained his current set up might actually be the definition of 'living.'
Fresh off the back of a short stroll from his place down to the Burleigh Hill (via the bottleshop), Tully confirmed that conditions don't get much better.
"Yeah, pretty dreamy," he sighed twisty the lid off a beer that's got a post run club amount of perspiration on the outside of it.
The barefoot man kicking back under one of this big pine trees, explained that the spring stroll had his feet just warm enough to appreciate how hot this summer is gonna be.
"Yeah, got the foot falcon warmed up just enough to feel something, but never had to do the cat on a hot tin roof manoeuvre with a cartoon of coldies in my hands," said Tully.
"Perfection if you ask me."
"Might go the Pav," he mused.
"Might not."
"But I will be enjoying a couple of free range beverages with a few mates down here and enjoying the best that the Goldie has to offer."
Our reporter nodded and told him Phins up.
More to come.