"Get In My Belly" Murmurs Hungover Silly Seasoner Staring At New Berocca Hydrate Range

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Local man Henry Gray is today contemplating the state of his skull, after a rather explosive and impulsive night. 

This follows a hedonistic blow out in our town’s French Quarter, following the unexpected cancellation of a work meeting yesterday. 

“Yeah I’m battling,” laughed Henry, speaking to The Advocate after a short stint lying shirtless on his back on his sharehouse’s wooden deck. 

“The Cabots Shakti Mat has helped a bit to be honest.” 

“I should have known when I agreed to meet a couple of old uni mates for an impromptu ‘Christmas Catchup’ what would happen,” he muttered. 

“The Berocca’s are copping a battering today,” he laughed, dropping a Hydrate soluble into his glass. 

“I need every single electrolyte in this bad boy,” he continued. 

“Taste’s much better than any earthy coconut water.” 

“These new ones are perfectly timed actually,” laughed the man who has seen the silly season take a stranglehold of his life. 

“I mean they are great for after a run, but they are even better for after I’ve run my mouth for 8 hours at the pub.” 

“I’ve actually got a bit of shit on at work today which is annoying, so I don’t know if that will be my last fizzy bomb,” he laughed. 

“I think it’s a Double Bacon and Egg on Turkish from the cafe down the road kind of day too.” 

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