Fucking Psycho Small Town Criminal Tipped To Win Pre-Selection As Local One Nation Candidate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

As the media continues to give Pauline Hanson more oxygen than she knows what to do with, the donations are flooding in to One Nation from jilted mining billionaires who have given up on the Liberal Party.

It is now time for One Nation to expand, nationwide. Rapidly.

Has the Australian right-wing changed forever? The answer is most definitely yes.

In ten years time, who will be the household names in conservative politics?

The answer to that question is still unknown.

Pauline may still be around, but she'll be in her eighties.

Barnaby may be kicking around too, if he drastically changes his lifestyle.

But other than that, the now fully-funded One Nation political apparatus will be beholden to the next generation that Pauline ushers through.

Who are these people? Where does she find them?

They certainly don't come out of the trade union movement or the rotary club.

Every single One Nation renaissance has resulted in Australia being introduced to a new stable of men with very little business, political or community profile.

And just like that, they vanish as quickly as they enter public life. Either by severing ties from Pauline Hanson immediately and spending the next six years of their Parliamentary term as an Independent who barely even goes to Canberra.

That, or they join the Katter Party and spend the rest of their career wearing an akubra in the background of highly aggressive press conferences about crocodile culling.

Our once stable two-party system has been completely disrupted by two bloodbath Labor victories. Albanese holds 94 seats and the Liberals are being absolutely bitched by their increasingly powerful National Party colleagues.

The only hope that the Australian right-wing has is Pauline, and Pauline's only hope is the quality of candidates she unveils at the 2028 Federal Election.

Does she have enough time to set up 100 branch offices in the most probable and possible electorates? Unlikely.

These will have to be captain's picks. Or at the very least, middle man's picks. Chances are Pauline won't have enough time to meet and greet all of these blokes.

There is no time for vetting processes or background checks. Just find enough charismatic / angry men to run in every single local electorate.

One Nation has always represented a rejection of the political class. Who cares if these fellas have never been to uni? Or have a bit of ink? If they speak their mind, then that's what she wants.

But what if they start speaking out against Pauline? It's happened before.

That's why only 20% of the One Nation senators and MPs she's ever gotten elected have remained members of her party. The rest have gone indepedent or just simply given up.

These aren't the type of concerns Pauline should be getting bogged down with at the moment. Right now, she should be focused on building.

Gina Rinehart and her merry gang of political lost fossil fuels billionaires are looking for places to park their political donations. Pauline's got access to the jet.

Nowadays, she doesn't even need to lock her candidates into the costly pyramid scheme models that sent half of them broke in 2016. She's flushed with cash. The next election will see thousands of bright orange billboards plastered across this country.

But how, and where, will she recruit these leaders of tomorrow?

Basically, she's gonna find them on Facebook.

If you can type the talk, then you can walk the walk. That's how she discovered the promising young candidate from Betoota.

Bill 'Killer' Kilmartin (55) is tipped to win local pre-selection for 2028, based off several conversations he's had on the internet with someone working in Pauline Hanson's office.

Despite his reputation as a fucking psycho criminal who probably should be in jail or a mental institution, Pauline's people praise Killer for having the GUTS to say what's really going on in Australia.

His weapons charges, AVOs, and string of prison sentences for violent crimes will not hinder his pre-selection chances.

Killer remains committed to tackling immigration head on, and says it's not an issue that Australians should feel afraid to talk about.

On this topic, he's not afraid to list of his heroes of anti-immigration policy. From Malcolm Fraser and Peter Dutton to Ivan Milat and of course, Pauline Hanson.

When it comes to inflation, he says the government should be revisiting the merits of a cash economy, that way you can always just print more money.

And when it comes to free speech and firearms, Killer says he's never encountered trouble accessing either - and new laws won't stop him.

While the fake news media might want to examine his CV a little more closely in the lead up to the next election - Pauline Hanson says she's not going to let cancel culture dictate who she does or doesn't give hundreds of thousands of Gina Rinehart's dollars to.

Vote 1 Bill 'Killer' Kilmartin!