Friendship Ends After New Puppy Owner Steals Friend’s Baby Name

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A rift the size of the Mariana Trench has opened between two Betoota women today after a ‘backstabbing’ Rachael Tuscon (30) betrayed the trust of long time best friend, Sally Roberts (29).

Sources close to the women say that micro-aggressions had been building for quite some time between the ex-friends, but it was the theft of a proper noun that was allegedly a step too far.

“Is she for real? I shotgunned Suki as my baby name like 3 years ago” said an irate Roberts who wasn’t with child then, or now.

According to Roberts, who is single, she divulged her favourite baby girl’s name to Tuscon late one night when the pair were sharing an uber home from the opening night of the cool French Quarter record bar, Freddie’s.

It’s believed that in ‘girl code’ stealing a friend’s baby name is a big no-no and taken very seriously amongst some child bearers.

“She didn’t even use it on a baby, she used it on her dog!”

“Suki is a shit dog name, anyway”

When asked if it would have been less of a betrayal if Tuscon name a little human Suki, Roberts scoffed and walked away muttering ‘you don’t get it.’

It’s not yet known if the rift between the long time friends will repair itself, or if the friendship is lost to the trench much like countless tonnes of single use plastic.

More to come.