France Burns Through 5 Prime Ministers In 2 Years After The Introduction Of Sky News Francais

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

The French are once again going to be bed gripped by political crisis.

The Land of the Protest and the Cigarette have been rocked this week by the revelation that yet another Prime Minister will be required to run their country.

Prime Minister Sébastien Lecornu resigned on Monday, just 14 hours after unveiling his new cabinet and less than a month after he was appointed PM.

He becomes the 5th Prime Minister to vacate the job over the last two years – with France doing quite the impression of Australian politics.

While a few local geopolitical experts have pontificated about the internal machination of French Politics, the cause for the Lazy Susan of Prime Ministers actually comes from a rather unusual source.

That source is an outspoken Melbourne man with Dutch heritage, who has somehow parasitically wormed into the brains of France’s political and media class.

Some 2 and a half years afters setting up Sky News Francais (the French extension of the Sky Network), Bolt and Sky News have claimed their 5th Prime Ministerial scalp.

This follows a highly succesful period of destabilising the Australian, English and American political climates – which peaked with the revolving door of PMs in the land down under.

Flying relatively under the radar, the former Sky News Australia host has apparently caused a serious ruckus by relentlessly attacking which ever Prime Minister was in power – and platforming their colleagues to publicly undermined them.

“Ah yes, Mr Bolt says what we all are sinking (sic),” said local Parisian Jean Piaf.

“He’s the voice of how would you say, reason and he sticks it to the Prime Minister.”

Andrew Bolt was contacted for comment on how many more Prime Ministers he wants to destabilise before he’s had his fill, but refused to speak to our newspaper for some reason.

More to come.