Fox Cricket Still Carrying On Like They've Cracked The Dark Matter Theorem With New Weight Tracker

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

The purveyors of paywall cricket are once again reminding the nation of their state of their coverage.

With many wearing workers around the country eagerly tuning into the cricket, the perks, quirks and characteristics of the respective coverages are a topic of frequent conversation.

One such quirk has been Fox Cricket and Kayo's FoxRay, which tracks and displays the weight transfer of the players on the field.

Debuting earlier this year, the FoxRay has been pushed as if it was the answer to the Dark Matter Theorem, or a visual representation of the God Particle.

Now three tests into the Ashes, they are still carrying on like it's the most mind blowing bit of TV graphic the world has ever seen, it can be confirmed.

"Goodness me they carry on," laughed one local cricket expert in the line for a drink at the South Betoota Tav.

"Wow, what do you know, the bloke has leant back nicely when he's pulled the ball away for four."

"And he's too upright when he's been crunched on the toes with a yorker."

"It is good to see just how fucking brutal on the body some of these bowler's techniques are though," he laughed.

"But goodness, I think I've seen enough from the FoxRay."

"Can we bring back hotspot instead."

"I miss seeing a giant white dot in the middle of the bat."