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Former Long Term Bachelor Still Stands By His Theory That Doritos With Melted Cheese Is A Respectable Meal
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In a bold culinary declaration that has raised some eyebrows, former long-term bachelor Eli Beshire (32) continues to champion his controversial belief that Doritos topped with cheese and chucked in the microwave for 2 minutes constitutes a perfectly respectable meal.
Eli, who recently said farewell to his singleness after getting a long term girlfriend, has long been an advocate for what he incorrectly refers to as “home nachos”.
“I stand by my theory one hundred percent, cooking is involved, multiple ingredients and plus it’s cool getting exotic and experimenting with foreign Latin American cuisine” Eli boldly declared.
As for his new girlfriend, she is shockingly on board with the meal.
“Honestly it sounds disgusting but it’s exactly what I feel like when I’m hungover so Sunday is usually home nacho day.”
More to come.