Flesh-Lusting Homosexual Worried That Margaret Court Has Figured Out His Grand Plan

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

A run-of-the-mill Satan-worshipping, flesh-lusting, sexually-perverted boykisser has today revealed that his entire secret society of LGBTI cultists are panicking that former Australian tennis star, Margaret Court has figured out their plans to turn the entire nation against her God.

This comes after Court’s criticism of marriage equality for gays, which last week brought her national media headlines, as well as her most recent comments about the “gay lobby” in a 45-minute appearance on a Christian Radio program.

“Homosexuality is a lust for the flesh, so is adultery, fornication,” she says

“It’s not God and I think they too know this. This is why they want marriage, because it’s self-satisfying. I think they know it comes against Christianity.”

Local self-satisfying poofter, Tim, says he’s fucking worried that she’s going to bring down his community’s century-old plan to make the nation’s children decide to be gay like they have.

“Fuck. We were nearly there” he says.

“I reckon if we’d been able to fly under the radar for another couple years we could have completely infiltrated the Australian public school system.”

“We could have all been drinking the blood of Christian soldiers by the goblet”

“Fucking Margaret Court and her nosey ways”

However, despite her panic about the spread of gays, Margaret Court has also criticised gays for fabricating how big the spread of gays actually is.

The 74-year-old Christian extremist says that accepting homosexuality would lead young people to “destroy their lives” – she also said Australian polls that showed nationwide support for same-sex marriage were incorrect.

“It can’t possibly be correct. I’ve never met one openly gay person in my insular community of old God-fearing white people”

“The numbers are incorrect”