Fears Grow For Australian Man In Iraq Who May Be Hugged To Death

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Fears are continuing to grow for an Australian man in Iraq whose safety may be at risk, as the nation burns with love.

Former Socceroos coach Graham Arnold, who took on the ambitious task of coaching the Iraqi national football team last year, has found himself in quite of a pickle after leading Iraq into their first world cup since Marodona scored the handball against England way back in 1986.

The Australian coach and new honorary citizen of Iraq is now at risk of death by hugging after the landmark achievement for the soccer crazed nation.

"Yeah this could get a little dicey" said Arnold's body guard while fending off grown Iraqi men trying to embrace their coach with tears of joy.

Once a regional footballing power, Iraqi football was derailed under Saddam Hussein, when his son was installed as national football director and began physically punishing players for losses. 

Unsurprisingly, that era drained much of the country’s enthusiasm for the sport, making Iraq’s long-held dream of returning to the world stage all the more significant.

Scenes across Baghdad have quickly spiralled out of control, with thousands pouring into the streets and attempting to locate Arnold for prolonged and potentially overwhelming displays of gratitude.

Local authorities have reportedly issued informal guidelines urging citizens to “limit hugs and kisses to under 12 seconds” and “consider firm handshakes where possible".

Despite this, Arnold remains in high spirits, though slightly worried for his life.

“It’s beautiful, honestly” he said, briefly disappearing into a sea of Iraqi men.

Medical staff remain on standby.