FBI Retrospectively Reveal Transcript Of John Wilkes Booth’s Confession To Transgender Lover On Encrypted Messaging App

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American History has been flipped onto it’s head this week, after new evidence shows that transgender extremists have been involved in some of the nation’s most memorable acts of political violence over the last 160 years.

This comes as the Federal Bureau Of Investigations desperately tries to establish a motive behind the recent political assassination in Utah.

The Bureau first reported that ‘pro-transgender’ messages were engraved on the shell casings that were found at the scene. This theory was later dismissed when the local police revealed that the messages were actually ironically homophobic.

However, the theory of LGBTI links remain strong as the FBI has since released a transcript of encrypted messages between the alleged shooter and an alleged associate, who may be transgender, and may also be a lover – or roommate.

The transcript is already fuelling conspiracy theories, given the fact that it shows a suspiciously literal conversation between two young people who appear to be talking to one another in the exact parlance as 1950s radio news readers.

However, this may just be a result of the fact that the subjects were raised in a rural Mormon stronghold, where even leftist transgender radicals speak with an all-American eloquence and avoid using swear words.

It should also be noted that it is not uncommon for the LGBTI community to be directly involved in political assassinations, as was showcased in Oliver Stone’s blockbuster political thriller ‘JFK’ – which details the lesser known theory that President Kennedy was taken out by members of the homosexual anti-communist Cajun underground who operated out of the New Orleans French Quarter.

Furthermore, the FBI can now reveal that President Lincoln’s assassin, John Wilkes Booth, also ‘used to chill’ with the radical transgender leftists who made up his social circle in the mid-1800s Maryland theatre community.

“These revelations, while shocking, should not surprise anyone. Transgender people actually loved slavery” said FBI director, Kash Patel.

“It makes complete sense when you look at the messages John Wilkes Booth sent to a transgender associate on an encrypted messaging app prior to and after the assassination of Abraham Lincoln in the Ford’s Theatre on April 14, 1865”