Family Begin Covert Operation To Change Pop's Age To 15 On Facebook

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The various Miller's of the Diamantina Shire are this week frantically putting their heads together for a family operation.

A number of the grandkids of Barry Miller have explained to The Advocate that they are all working on Operation Benjamin Button.

According to third oldest grand child Alistair Miller, the covert operation involves de-aging the old boy's social media, in an attempt to get him caught up in the social media ban.

"Yeah, basically we are planning on changing his age on Facebook to 15, so his account gets shut down," explained Alistair.

"His brain's rotten from the racist jpeg memes and the comment sections of self-proclaimed news organisation."

"So we are trying to save him from himself in a way," laughed the members of a generation who think the Social Media Ban should be extended to a couple of other generations.

"Basically we are thinking about getting Pop's phone to fix one of the myriad of issues he always has with it, and then just quietly and quickly changing his age."

"And he's got a snowball's chance in hell of figuring out how to load his licence, which he shouldn't even still have, into the system."

"Pretty clever hey."

"He'll be so much happier not being bothered about non-existent things like kids dressing up as cats and shitting in front of teachers."

More to come.