Fairly Intense Mate Of A Mate Owns A Snake

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT

In what comes as a surprise to few, local man Charlie Breen owns a snake.

Those who know the full-time programmer from the Betoota Heights say the fact that the 29-year-old owns a snake makes a fair bit of sense.

“Yeah that makes perfect sense,” said a mate of Charlie’s mate today.

“He followed me over the weekend and I did the polite thing and followed him back,” the mutual friend said.

“And he posts a lot of weird shit with his snake. And also weird heavy metal shit, but I guess that’s to be expected.”

Speaking to Breen from the confines of his dark apartment, the local IT graduate said he’s always loved having a pet snake.

“She’s beautiful isn’t she,” said the local man living up to his fairly intense name.

“Just amazing. She’s called Lacuna,” he said staring into the reptile’s eyes as it slowly meandered around his neck and torso.

We then took the opportunity to leave.