“Fair Shake Of The Sauce” Says Kevin27 As He Evades ICE Agents With Hand-To-Hand Combat In A D.C Diner

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

The US jackboots are closing in on Former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd this week, as they work tirelessly to foil his vengeful plot to bring down US President Donald Trump.

It’s being reported through underground revolutionary sources that Kevin Rudd was allegedly the victim of a would-be kidnapping in a roadside diner on the outskirts of Washington D.C overnight.

It is believed that the Australian Ambassador to the US was using a payphone to contact several sympathisers within the White House when he was attacked from behind.

This marks this first official contact between Kevin Rudd and US state enforcement officials, who have been struggling to triangulate his location for over a week now.

As Donald Trump puts on a brave face in his daily press conferences, insiders say he is being weighed down by the growing weight of this cat and mouse game with the Eumundi freedom fighter.

Kevin Rudd’s vendetta against the Trump administration follows the humiliating scenes that took place at The White House last week, when President Trump made the unwise decision to ridicule the Queensland Labor Right warlord in a room full of diplomats and journalists.

As both sides of Australia’s early-2000s Federal Parliament will remember well, making an enemy out of Kevin Rudd is something only a fool would do – and Donald Trump has been on borrowed time since he did just that.

Rudd’s carefully orchestrated plot – which has been dubbed ‘Kevin27 – aims to remove Donald Trump from his position as US leader within two years.

Try as they may, the Trump Administration has so far been unable to slow the momentum of Kevin27, as the former Australian PM continues to recruit allies within the President’s inner circle.

In scenes strangely familiar to the 2010s leadership spills that rocked Australian Parliament, Rudd has been ‘doing the numbers’ by recruiting both Vice President JD Vance and Health Secretary.

Last night, an attempt was made to deport The Australian Ambassador and end this madness.

Unfortunately, with three ICE agents left maimed and bleeding out on the floor of a D.C diner, it seems that this attempt to neutralise Kevin Rudd was unsuccessful.

“Fair shake of the sauce” chuckled Rudd, as he smashed a ketchup bottle over the head of the last Immigration left standing.