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Experts are calling for a Maxibon cull this week, as numbers explode across the country.
The mass overpopulation event has occurred over the last few weeks, as price gouging fuel companies and petro states cash in on the war on the Middle East.
With hordes of people around the country rushing to fill up as quickly as possible as soon as the war kicked off, servos around the country immediately jacked up their prices and have no intention of bringing them down.
As a result, many have been avoiding the servo at all cost, or if attending, have been forced to take out a mortgage to fill up the car.
Which means the delicious sandwich ice creams have been left unchecked, with bountiful numbers exploding out of freezers.
Local biodiversity expert Willow Tree explained that the overpopulation crisis is creating a bit of a pickle.
"Like obviously we don't want to go out and tell everyone to knock off a couple of maxibons, because times are tough."
"Unless they physically want to steal them."
"So we are just calling for the government to do mass culls."
"And hand out the proceeds to the general population who deserve a bit of a sweet treat right now."
The calls have of course fallen on deaf ears in Canberra and at head offices of the servo chains.
More to come.
