Exhausted Woman’s Watch Gaslights Her Into Believing She’s Actually Ready To Own The Day

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An exhausted Larissa added confusion to her wave of emotions this morning after reading the sleep metrics on her smart watch.

Struggling to hold her eyes open, Larissa squinted at her smart watch which was showing a readiness score of 92 out of 100 and suggesting that someone had better call the fire department because she was on fire.

“How can this be?” she uttered before re-reading her biometric data.

“Resting heart rate..48.. Body temp.. Optimal.. REM.. 2hrs… Deep sleep… 1hr 30…”

Larissa, who thought she was still recovering from a 2 day bender, lay there and began questioning if she really knew herself at all.

“I feel like I’ve been hit by a bus.. But, I guess I haven’t?”

With that, Larissa peeled herself out of bed and shuffled down to her kitchen where she made herself a double shot of coffee infused with lion’s mane and MCT oil. She then went on a 10km run and it’s believed she spewed at the 2km mark.

More to come.