“Eugh That Was Such A Filler Episode” Says White Lotus Fan After Notable Lack Of Depraved Sex Acts

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A White Lotus fan has been left deeply dissatisfied with the latest episode of the hit series, citing a troubling absence of depraved sex acts, it’s reported.

Having spent the past two weeks absolutely riveted by the ‘brojob’ saga, Georgia Riley, 28, says this week’s episode was a ‘major letdown’ as she didn’t once find herself making a face of repulsion.

Georgia has now gone as far as to declare that it was clearly a ‘filler episode’, because her dopamine addicted brain can’t fathom watching 60 minutes of a TV show without seeing something about sex – especially a HBO show!

“I thought all HBO shows were contractually obliged to have nudity in every episode?”, says Georgia, with a huff, “where were the cock and balls?”

“I want more cock and balls!”

Georgia says the season finale better make up for it.

“I want a ‘man gets stabbed after shitting in a suitcase’ level of insanity otherwise I’m never watching it again.”

More to come.