EPL Floats Idea Of Sending Man City To The Pillory And Have A Mob Throw Rotten Tomatoes At Them

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The EPL is currently floating around the idea of marching the Man City board and ownership through the streets of Manchester, down to the stocks, and have a angry group of Manc's throw rotten tomatoes at them.

The idea has risen from the EPL's ongoing discussion on an appropriate punishment for the footballing giant that has been caught financially cheating for the last decade.

"We are really struggling to come up with something appropriate, but this is a really good start"

"A fine doesn't really mean much to these people..”

“However, having a bloke in a United shirt call you a cheating prick while pelting you with a soggy tomato might stay with you.”

The proposed punishment would take place on a Saturday afternoon, with supporters from rival clubs invited to bring whatever produce they have sitting at the back of their fridge.

League officials say they are still working through the logistics.

City's legal team has reportedly requested clarification on the dimensions of the stocks and whether there would be separate proceedings for the board and ownership.

Meanwhile, broadcasters have expressed interest in securing the rights, provided the humiliation profits can be split across several broadcasters.

The EPL confirmed a points deduction and stripping of titles remains under consideration, but that that people yearn for the pillory.