ScoMo Makes Sure He Gets Photographed Running Water To Everyone Except The Farmers

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told the photographers shadowing him to take the morning off.

This comes after a couple of big weeks getting snapped running water out to everyone except the farmers and regional Australians crippled by drought.

After running water out to the respective Rugby League and Cricket teams he picks for one-off annual matches, ScoMo is popping the dress shoes back on and sticking the water bottle in the holster.

“Far out, how good aye,” said ScoMo to The Advocate this morning.

“Honestly, it’s an honour to be able to run water out to the blokes you know,” explained the Prime Minister who stole some Fijian kid’s dream when he ran water during the game in Suva.

Dropping water bottles and doing a similar job to the one he is doing running water out to the farmers, ScoMo explained he just can’t help that he looks like a daggy dad.

“Anyway, I don’t need to run water to the farmers, because the Nationals told me they are building dams!”

“And lots of em.”

“So, until I head out there for my next photo op with a farmer doing it tough, I’ve got other things to focus on, okay.”