England Congratulated On Making It To Day 3 Of A Test Match

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

The great nation of England is today being heaped with praise from all corners of the world.

The self-appointed saviours of Test Cricket, the English Cricket team have won the plaudits after making it to the 3rd day of a Test Match.

The incredible feat follows a thrilling two day Test match in Perth, were the BazBallers managed to throw away roughly 15 of their 20 wickets in a very short space of time.

However, thanks to strong morals and an incredibly positive mindset that requires them to ask for a ball change every third over - the English team have dug deep and made it to the third day of the 2nd Ashes Test in Brisbane.

The stunning display comes off the back of a Geoffrey Boycott like display from the team to amass over 300 rounds at the extremely pedestrian run rate of a tick over 4 an over.

The team then backed it up with some dog shit bowling to allow the Aussies to occupy the crease for the day and score at an entertaining an interesting rate.

"It's truly amazing, and it's a credit to this English team's spirit," said one local fan.

"The way they were able to drop bulk catches and extend the game is very impressive."

"They might even make it to day 4 at this rate."

"They really have saved Test cricket."