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British pop sensation Ed Sheeran has continued his seemingly endless tour of Australia last night, this time materialising outside a King Street strip club at approximately 9.20pm before throwing a chair at his friend.
The 'Shape of You' singer, who was last week spotted at a Rockhampton Bunnings, a Wagga Wagga pub trivia night, and a Toowoomba roundabout, was ejected from Bar 20 alongside a companion after allegedly being offensive to staff.
CCTV footage obtained by The Advocate shows the flame-haired alt-rock troubadour grabbing a chair from a nearby Korean restaurant and flinging it toward security, accidentally striking his associate in the back of the head.
"In twenty years of working the door I've seen a lot," said bouncer Mal Burns
"But nothing prepares you for Ed Sheeran throwing a chair at you. He's got that red nut power and that red nut bone density that's actually on par with your average orangutan. I learned that from the Pub Ammo section in Zoo Magazine."
Police are expected to investigate but it's Victoria so who knows.
More to come.