Driving Range The Rich Man’s Equivalent Of Getting Into A Blue At The Tav

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT

A bucket of golf balls are getting flogged this evening as a local accountant attempts to blow off a bad week.

After an intense few days of bad meetings, internal conflicts and a particularly tough issue with one of his condescending superiors, Joseph Price-Water-Cooper (34) from Betoota Grove decided he needed to prioritise some self-care, and head to the one place he finds peace and solitude.

The top golf driving range next to Betoota Aerodrome.

Given that he’s in training for an upcoming half marathon, and doing his best to stay off the grog, Joseph has told The Advocate the best way to stay away from the pub tonight was to book in for 90 minutes of solo time with his new TaylorMade Qi35 driver.

“Fck you Greg you whiny prick…” Joseph muttered under his breathe, as he loaded another yellow ball on the tee and set up his shot.

“One more email complaining about the timeline and I’d put this new club through your head,” he whispered.

As an upstanding moral citizen with an active LinkedIn presence, Joseph admits the Top Golf driving range is his version of blowing off a tense week with a fight down at the pub.

“You see the tradies throwing fists down at the Tav on a Friday night after a few too many Sin Tins, I guess I now understand where they’re coming from.”

“Greg from the office is just lucky I’m not the punch-on type, but if I keep splaying these left, the guy taking work calls in the slot next door might cop some…”

More to come.