Dog Needing To Vomit Makes Beeline For The Only Patch Of Fabric In Entire Apartment

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A dog has this week decided to empty their guts on the worst possible area of the house, despite having far easier to clean surfaces to choose from.

Ben and Ashley Manning tell our reporter they awoke to the one sound every pet owner dreads  - the unmistakable ten second vomit countdown.

Scrambling out of bed and sprinting into the living room, the couple sadly were not able to make it in time, before their beloved Akiya, Luna, project vomited all over the floor.

Luna had not, of course, chosen the most expansive surface areas - such as the hardwood floors that adorned most of the apartment, the bathroom tiles or even the sad little doormat they would have happily sacrificed.

No - she had instead made a direct beeline for the very expensive rug positioned proudly in the centre of the room.

A very expensive cream white rug, no less, which now featured a glistening, congealed mound of hair, bile and half digested dog biscuits .

“Jesus Christ Luna,” muttered Ben, who had been loath to get a dog in the first place, "of all the fucking places to vomit on."

It's alleged that after breaking the seal, Luna figured the rug now also makes for the perfect spot to piss and shit on too.

More to come.