“Do Not Get Used To This” Announces Dad While Ordering Four Straight Nights Of DoorDash Because Mum’s Away Till Sunday

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A follically challenged father of 2 has been heaped with a significant amount of praise today. 

The king of the cul-de-sac castle in our town’s Ford Raptor capital of Betoota Heights, earned the words of adulation from his two young boys, after revealing dinner plans for the evening. 

With the fridge looking as bare as his chrome dome of a head, local plumber Andy Farell was met with rapturous applause after confirming he was ordering takeaway for dinner tonight. 

“YESSSSSSSSSS,” screamed his youngest Tyson, who was immediately seen high fiving his brother Jaxson. 

“Burgerrrrrsssssssssss” chimed in Jaxson, doing some floss dance style thing from his soon to obsolete TikyToks. 

“Yeah let’s do burgers,” mused the clever local dad, who had already decided on burgers after being lured into the massive DoorDash free burger give away. 

After downloading the app and having a quick browse, the good times just kept on rolling, with an admission from Andy that he and the boys might be making the most of the free burrito offer tomorrow, and the subsequent offers until mum got back from her girls trip on Sunday. 

“Don’t you fellas dare get used to this,” laughed Andy, who is on his own in parent land for the next few days while his life partner consumes a sickening amount of bubbled wine and cheese. 

“And don’t go telling your mother all about it when she gets back!” 

“We will have had some lovely home cooked meals okay,” finished the dad, as if his wife actually gives two shits what he feeds the kids while she’s away having the time of her life. 

More to come. 

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