Dinner Thrown Together From Fridge Scramble Somehow Best Dish Woman Has Made All Year

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local woman has this week inadvertently made the best dinner she’s had all year, after throwing together whatever scraps of food she had left in her cupboard and fridge.

After a long day at work yesterday that left her far too exhausted to be fucked grocery shopping, Natalie Bishop, 31 returned home to discover she had very few ingredients to work with come dinner time.

Staring down a couple of pieces of chicken, half an opened can of black beans, some leftover pasta bake, one egg, and a forgotten bag of pasta spirals, Natalie had no idea she was about to create the greatest dish of her life. The meal was topped off with a bottle of green dressing sauce she’d ‘borrowed’ from a roommate weeks ago and never returned.

Despite looking like something fished straight out of Shrek’s swamp, Natalie insists it was so delicious she plans to have it again tomorrow. And the day after that. And probably the day after that too.

This comes as Natalie admits she’s such a lazy fuck she usually eats the same dinner for two weeks straight anyway.

Though, for once, she’s genuinely excited about it.

"Fuck me, forget Recipe Tin Eats", says Natalie, "I think that was the best thing I've eaten all year."

More to come.