Different Understandings Of ‘BSB’ The New Divide Between Soft Paper Pushers And Tough Bushies

TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact

The divide between city and country men used to be as clear as day, however with the rise of concrete cowboys pairing RM’s with their MJ Bale suits the distinction has become somewhat muddied.

That is until researchers at Betoota Tech stumbled upon a unique cultural difference that allows you to immediately categorise the men to either be soft-handed city types or rugged land-hardened ones.  

“If you mention BSB to anyone within a 10km radius of the CBD, they will automatically assume you mean the six digit banking code” explained a spokesperson from Betoota Tech.

“However, if you bring up the same 3 letters to a bushy, they immediately assume you mean the Big Sports Breakfast”

Despite this new information being completely accurate, some of the corporate drones – who are too busy for a lunch break, but not too busy to whinge –  have taken offence, insisting that they’re no less of a man just because they don’t listen to a sports radio show.

“I go to the gym every lunch and then cold plunge!” Said one finance director.

When reminded that the finding didn’t bring their manhood into question and that it was just a demographic idiosyncrasy, the finance drone mumbled a dismissive apology.

On the other hand, the bushies are completely unphased by the label.

“Sweet” was all one farmer said.

More to come.