Day 2 Of Bucks Party Sees Entire Group Contract Autism

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A group of local Betoota Men are today picking up the pieces from a rather larger weekend away.

This comes after Benno’s Bux down the Sunny Coast over the weekend, where his nearest and dearest sent him into holy matrimony in style.

While the weekend was described by many of the attendees as a ‘movie,’ it has taken its toll on the group of revellers.

On top of having severe dopamine depletion, empty bank accounts, destroyed gut flora and early onset gout – it’s since been confirmed that the entire group now has Autism.

The stunning cause for the cluster comes from the couple of packets of paracetamol that were getting around.

It’s believed every member of the group took multiple doses of the medication.

The shock diagnosis follows the announcement from the US Government which has linked paracetamol to Autism (with trust me bro science).

Using unfounded science, and to the horror of pretty much every medical professional around the entire world, President Donald Trump has told women not to take paracetamol during pregnancy because it could give their children autism.

Obviously the various bodies around the world have come out to condemn the throw away medical comments that are not based in any fact.

Australia’s medicines regulator, the Therapeutic Goods Administration, has reconfirmed that the drug is safe for use in pregnancy.

However, with the recent cluster of paracetamol related autism for the boys on tour, it remains to be seen how long the various medical bodies stand by their recommendations.

More to come.