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Daily News Bulletin – Monday 27th April

The Covid tracing app, a new report on the most useless people in the world, and Alan Jones’ surprising comments – it’s your daily news wrap, live from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.

The Covid tracing app, a new report on the most useless people in the world, and Alan Jones’ surprising comments – it’s your daily news wrap, live from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.