Dad On Ozempic Forgets The Rest Of Family Eat Like Normal People And Serves Up Prison Rations

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The Cackley family are spitting chips, or rather wishing they had chips to spit, this evening after their ex-food-enthusiast father, Sam, dished up yet another dinner that looks like it came straight out of WW2 Changi.

The family, who are well-off enough to afford normal food like meat and eggs, have been subjected to Sam’s delusional appetite ever since he started taking the diabetes-turned weight-loss drug, Ozempic.

It’s understood the meal in question consisted of a piece of white fish, likely basa; two raw carrot sticks; one broccoli floret; some jasmine rice; and a drizzle of soy sauce.

According to a mole inside the family, Cackley’s loose grip on basic nutrition isn’t even the worst of the GLP-1’s side effects.

“He’s turned into a feeder at all other times... He’ll bring home treats and watch us eat them”

“He’s never done that in his life, now he sits in the corner with a smug look on his face as he watches us eat brownies we didn’t ask for”

“Then calls us disgusting under his breath”

“This drug is rotting his brain, I’m beginning to wonder if it’s better for the family if he’s just fat”

Cackley’s friends are also beginning to wonder if he’s better off the drug, with the gambling enthusiast serving up even sadder cheese platters at their monthly poker nights.

“We’re in a tricky position, do we want our friend to be healthy, or do we want him to just behave like a normal overweight brie eating adult?”

A quandary indeed, and one that many families will face as Ozempic continues to turn dads into calorie-counting psychopaths.

More to come.