Council Admits They Only Do Night Roadworks Outside Your House When You’ve Got Important Shit Going On

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In a shocking tell all interview, a council worker has admitted that they only do night time road works outside your window when you have something really important going on the following day.

The council worker, who remained anonymous, admitted to keeping tabs on all its local residents to figure out the perfect time to repave a road at 3am.

"Ah yes, an old tradition dating back to pre-federation days, we try our best to line up our roadworks the night before your upcoming job interview, a date, moving house, even your own wedding if we can" chuckled the anonymous council worker.

According to the insider, the council uses a sophisticated database combining Google Calendar leaks, bank transactions, and tecnology that isn't even available to the public to pinpoint exactly when residents are most vulnerable.

“What started off over a century ago with council workers embedding themselves in the community and talking with it's residence to uncover when to do night time maintenance, has grown into one of Australia's most technologically advanced operations, It's truly amazing stuff” he explained

Locals have long suspected the phenomenon, citing the eerie timing of jackhammers starting moments after they’ve finally fallen asleep before a 6am flight.

“It's never done when I have a day off the following morning” said one resident. 

“I feel like a lot of us residents knew this was going on deep down”

Despite growing public backlash, the council insists the program is essential to the working culture of the council, claiming the council workers ability to ruin your day gives them a sense of power and pride, integral to the overall operations of the government body.