Local Conservative Will Never Forgive PM For Validating The Theory That Protesting Sometimes Works

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Local conservative Australian, Pangus Howstello, (62, Betoota Grove) says he doesn’t give a shit about what’s happening in the Middle East.

He’s always believed that our government wastes far too much time and money trying to fix the problems caused by Muslims.

But it’s not just them that he doesn’t give a fuck about. He also loathes the notion that he should have to feel guilty about what his great-grandfather did to the Aboriginal people in the pursuit of the prime farming land that has come to define his family’s generational wealth.

On top of that, he’s sick of all of these hysterical young people with their climate change alarmism, and thinks a transition to renewable energy is nothing but an exercise in ‘virtue signalling’.

In fact, as an old fashioned Liberal voter who harbours zero sympathy for the struggles of any minority groups except for middle aged white men who have become oppressed by political correctness, he wholeheartedly believes his freedom of speech is being stifled to appease the concerns of Jewish people, in the wake of rising anti-semitic attacks on places of worship.

As far as he’s concerned, both sides of the Gaza conflict are not our problem, and Australia should be focused on reforming the tax system so that hard-working 3rd generation property investors like him no longer have to pay for the luxurious lifestyles of welfare queens who get paid to keep having fatherless kids.

But despite the fact that he claims to not have a dog in this fight, he does find himself siding with the Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanayhu, who criticised the Australian Prime Minister yesterday for his ‘shameful’ decision to recognise a Palestinian state.

Like most Australian conservatives, Mr Howstello agrees with Netanyahu not because he thinks Israel has the right to defend itself, and it’s not because he believes that Australia needs a strategic partner in the Middle East, but because he has long believed that protesting achieves nothing.

While many activists argue that Albanese’s recognition of Palestine has not come soon enough, and does not go far enough, it does signify that the government has felt the pressure of 300,000 protestors who marched across Sydney Harbour bridge in support of Gaza last week.

Pangus Howstello will never forgive the PM for acknowledging the will of the people.

“It’s a disgrace” he says.

“So what, the government now suddenly has to listen to and respond to the concerns of Australian voters!?”

“Give me a break”