Colder Temperatures Leaves Heavily Tattooed Woman Worried People Won’t Know She’s Cool Anymore

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A woman who prides herself on her excellent ink work has been left worrying that no one will know she’s cool anymore, as the cold weather now sees her covering up her sick as fuck sleeve tatts.

Tattooed on her arms, legs, and back, Steph says she now goes weeks without bearing her tattoos to the elements, because it’s been ‘that fucking cold lately.’

“I’ll be walking down the street and see someone else covered in tattoos, and they’ll have no idea that I too, am a cool person”, says Steph, rolling up the sleeves of her hoodie to reveal some impressive artwork, “and I resent that.”

Steph says that people might have known she was alternative if she sported piercings, but her body always rejects them – such as the ill fated nipple piercing she tried a year ago, that remained crusty even after six months.

“I’m seriously just considering being fucking cold, because I cannot keep walking past tattooed goth baddies with them thinking I’m basic.”

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