Coalition To Win Youth Vote With Landmark Unconfirmed Tax Cut, That Probably Won't Benefit Young People, At Some Point In The Future

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Those within the halls of the Federal Opposition are breathing a huge sigh of relief today, after finally landing on a strategy to win back voters.

After being deserted in their traditional heartlands earlier at the ballot box earlier this, the Liberal and National coalition have spent the proceeding few months desperately soul searching.

Following the loss of a swathe of seats to socially, environmentally progressive and fiscally conservative successful women in the major cities - the Coalition have met that challenge head on by scrapping Net Zero and doing away with any attempts to negate climate change.

With immigration also in the spotlight as a scapegoat for the decades of government policies, privatisation and deregulation in the name of private sector profits - the Coalition have decided to move further towards the Burqa stunt party of One Nation.

That's meant that they can move on to the next big challenge, trying to convince two generations of people that they plan to do something about the intergenerational inequity that is currently ravishing the country.

And that has manifested into the form of a groundbreaking and landmark, drum roll please, TAX CUT.

As home ownership becomes out of the question for many younger people, and trying to actual rent a habitual dwelling becoming a literal threat to the human right of having a roof over your head - the plan to give people back an undisclosed and undetermined amount (that will inevitably benefit higher income earners and those not as effected by the housing crisis) has won plaudits across the country.

"This will be the fix to the 'intergenerational tragedy' the Liberals are referencing," said one local millennial today."

"It's exactly the bold, long term vision to improve the lives of the general population that young voters have been crying out for."

"I know who I'll be voting for at the next election!"

More to come.