Australia's 7 Best Hills To Visit With A Six Pack And Talk Shit

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's that time of the year again when you start looking for things to

Sydney's Afternoon HIIT Classes Empty As The Gays Need Two Hours To Get To Accor Stadium

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Boutique gyms across central Sydney are reporting empty classes this afternoon, as the city’s gays

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"Happy Friday, Lads," Says Stokes Returning To Table With Four Schooners On A Drinks Tray

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact England captain Ben Stokes has declared the start of the weekend while carefully returning to his

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Celebrities Expected To Stop Dying As Gregorian Calendar Changes By One Year

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

Following the eerie amount of celebrity deaths in 2016, including Prince, David Bowie, Muhammad Ali, Leonard Cohen, George Michael and the chick from Star Wars – the world rejoiced today as the calendar strikes 2017.

Representatives from the CSIRO say that everything is all sweet now that it is no longer 2016 and don’t worry.

“your drug ravaged, burnt out and depressed rock music idols are safe”

“its no longer 2016. So they are less likely to die”