Aldi Shopper Forced To Confront His Truly Pathetic Diet At Human Checkout
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A local man who believes he has outsmarted the duopolistic supermarket system that is Coles and
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Australian Living In London Shows British Friend What A Real Dust Storm Looks Like
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Brisbane finance worker on transfer in London has laughed at the worry expressed over Storm
Republicans Urge Trump To Stand Down After Losing Core Voters In Detroit’s Outskirts
In a move being described by many as ‘bizarre’, ‘insane’, and ‘very in-character’, Donald Trump has officially tendered his resignation
Harvey Weinstein Hesitantly Agrees To Produce Upcoming Horror Film About His Life
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The almost scripted horror coming out of Hollywood this week has proven to be too dramatic
World Shocked To Learn Weinstein Behaves Exactly Like He Looks Like He Would Behave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire world is today rattled to learn that a seedy-looking old Hollywood billionaire has been
Wallabies Victory In Argentina This Morning Helps Sooth Local Yacht Owner’s Hangover
IMRAN GASHKORI | Editor-at-large | Contact A prominent business owner from a nice family phoned The Advocate this morning to tell of
Trump Proposes Travel Ban On Retirees Who Want To Shoot 600 People For No Reason
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a knee-jerk reaction to the supposed lack of motive behind the recent Las Vegas shooting,
Catalans Backflip On Independence After Realising Barcelona Will Be Kicked Out Of La Liga
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact The Catalan Independence Movement drastically changed this morning as bombshell revelations came to light. The
Trump Deploys Emergency Airdrop Of Republican Thoughts And Prayers To Las Vegas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even a week after Donald Trump dedicated his President’s Cup golfing trophy to the
Swearing Perth Man Once Again Offers Most Articulate Explanation Of US Gun Problem
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 511,000 elected officials across America have once again failed to confront America’s violent
American Gun-Nut To Make Sure He’s Packing Next Time Someone Opens Fire 32 Floors Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A card-carrying member of the National Rifle Association has today refused to acknowledge that the horrific
24-Hour News Cycle Currently Instilling Healthy Amount Of Fear Into Local Man
RACHAEL GREGORY | Local News | Contact Parking himself in front of the television this morning, local bar worker Michael Donahue told
Woman Sees Therapist After Finding Herself Attracted To Benedict Cumberbatch
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT HR Manager Cynthia Nelson, has dealt with various trials and tribulations in her thirty two years.