Aldi Shopper Forced To Confront His Truly Pathetic Diet At Human Checkout
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A local man who believes he has outsmarted the duopolistic supermarket system that is Coles and
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Australian Who Got Into Berghain Returns Home To Bring It Up In Every Conversation He’ll Ever Have
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “It’s one of the hardest nightclubs to get into in like the whole world, Aunty
Australia Pretends They Know How Winter Olympics Snowboarding Is Scored
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Arguably the most, and only, exciting event at the 2018 Winter Olympics is currently underway. The
Julian Assange Says He’s Being Denied Access To The Latest Editions Of Wisden’s Cricket Monthly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A bereft Julian Assange has taken to his Juliet balcony in London’s Knightsbridge district this
Canberra Man Living Overseas Gives Up And Says He’s From Sydney
PHIL LeCHOISE | Overseas | CONTACT Liam Webb is a proud Canberran. He grew up there, went to school there, and even
Philadelphia Eagles Fans Show Love For Their City By Setting Fire To It
KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT A Philadelphia native and die-hard Eagles fan is losing his mind today after the Eagles’ stunning
Experts Find Censoring Lyrics In Teenage Dirtbag Did Little To Prevent School Shootings
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A 17-year study has concluded that the removal a song lyric regarding a fictional character bringing
Democrats Say Oprah Is Plan B For 2020 Election If Hillary Doesn’t Feel Up To It Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The leftist fake-news rumour mill has gone into overdrive today speculating that former talk show host
“Here, Use My Zippo” Says 18-Year-Old Glassie At His First Ever Staff Lock-In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A spritely young bloke only three or so months out of high school has today proven
Kazakhstan Vows To Improve Internet Services After Being Compared To Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dauren Abayev, the Kazak minister of communications, spat out his tea and vodka this morning after
Unbelievable: Early Polling Suggests Putin Might Be A Chance Of Getting Re-Elected
Moscow: Russian President Vladimir Putin looks set to retain the Russian Presidency in New Year if early polling is a
Love Actually Producer Buys 14th Home In The Bahamas
KENT REGINALD | Film | Contact Love Actually producer and guy who loves Christmas more than Jesus himself, Duncan Kenworthy, has today
Rest Of World Relieved As Polls Confirm Only Half Of Alabama Is Okay With Pedophiles
KENT REGINALD | Trains | CONTACT Millions around the world are breathing a huge sigh of relief today, after election results confirmed