Smudge Reportedly Feeling Much Better This Morning After Ride On The O-Bahn
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Steve Smith has reportedly woken up "feeling a lot better" this morning after spending
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“Haha Nah It’s Not That Hot,” Says Australian In London Who Is Clearly Dying
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Australian expat in London has today insisted he is completely fine despite exhibiting all the
Netanyahu Government Disputes Claims That They Are The Joe Pesci Of The Middle East
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As US President Donald Trump pushes for a ceasefire between Iran and Israel, the world watches
Nation That Jails Citizens For Seeking Basic Reproductive Healthcare Vows To Liberate The Women Of Iran
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT As the US begins military strikes on the 92 million people of Iran, questions are
Foreign Minister Says Of Course We Support Israel And America Bombing Iran, Before Turning Her Attention Back To Australians Falling Off Scooters In Bali
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Foreign Minister Penny Wong has insisted the government is very clear in its support for Israel
Without Green Day On The Radio, Americans Blindly Support President Trump’s Decision To Go To War
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As President Trump enters war with Iran, it appears that America is lacking a counter-culture. In
Israel Insists Iran Will Have Nuclear Weapons Any Decade Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation of Israel has today moved to assure the rest of the global community that
Iraq Announces Invasion Of US To Protect America’s Freedom From Totalitarian Regime
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The West Asian country of Iraq has today dropped a bombshell on the international community. Iraq’
RETRACTION: A Sincere Apology To The Pangolin Community
The Betoota Advocate Editorial Board We would like to issue an unreserved apology to the global pangolin community and to
Trump And Zelensky Settle Differences With A Tense Game Of Slaps
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Trump and Zelensky have decided to put aside their differences and hinge the future of Ukraine
“Yes, Absolutely”: Riccardo Confirms Helmet Switch With Piastri Is Reason Why He’s Leading Championship
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Daniel Ricciardo has confirmed he believes a helmet swap with Oscar Piastri is the key reason
Australia Moves To Ban Maple Syrup Because Fuck You Too Canada
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Albanese Government has today announced a ban on the importation of Canadian maple syrup, citing
Elon Musk Brutally Trolled During Gaming Livestream After Repeatedly Slipping Over His Own Banana Peels
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Tech billionaire/ Space Karen Elon Musk has faced scrutiny from the gaming community again today, just