Fox Cricket Still Carrying On Like They've Cracked The Dark Matter Theorem With New Weight Tracker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The purveyors of paywall cricket are once again reminding the nation of their state of their
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TV Series About Fucked Up Rich People Detached From Reality Unsurprisingly Filmed In Byron Bay
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nicole Kidman is back on the screen in a new TV thriller about a bunch of
Afghan President ‘Pulls A Scomo’ And Flees On An Aeroplane While His Nation Burns To The Ground
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Taliban continue to consolidate their control over the major cities of Afghanistan, the president
PM Who Took 6 Months To Order Enough Jabs Surprisingly Hasn’t Evacuated Afghan Terps Either
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact The Prime Minister has shrugged off suggestion that he does everything last minute and/or when
“Cool. I Guess” Says The Rest Of Australia As Brisbane Wins The 2032 Olympics Bid
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The major cities and towns of Queensland have just enough freedom for their Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk
“Oh Way To Rub It In!” Says Boris Johnson After Waking Up To A Severed Horse Head In His Bed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has today asked all Brits to remember the importance of being
“Our Work Here Is Done” Says Australia, As Troops Leave Afghanistan With No Roads Or Libraries
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After decades of ramping up the political-patriotism every ANZAC Day and Remembrance Day to justify sending
Melinda Gates Awarded Custody Of 50% Of World’s Population Controlled By Microchips
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A court deciding one of the largest divorce settlements in history has awarded Melinda Gates custody
Biden: “Please Don’t Use The $735M Worth Of Precision-Guided Weapons We Sold You 2 Weeks Ago”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT US President Joe Biden has expressed support for a ceasefire in Palestine during a phone call
Matt Damon Asks US TV Hosts To Hold Up A Sec So He Can Get On Race 2 At Mackay Before It Jumps
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A couple of American Breakfast TV hosts hoping for some front-page gossip have had an interview
Denzel To Star In New Revoltingly Violent Movie He’s Clearly Not That Emotionally Attached To
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some exciting news for middle aged dads right around the world, Denzel Washington is back…
Big Pharma Feeling Persecuted By Calls To Make Life-Saving Treatments Accessible To The Poor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The worlds giant pharmaceutical companies have today expressed outrage at calls for mammoth profits to be
Nation That Has 9 Cities With More Residents Than NSW Surprisingly Not Reliant On Our Business
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT GREAT NEWS FOR EXPORTERS! In some pretty ordinary news for anyone whose livelihood relies on China