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Larger than life radio personality Kyle Sandilands has today taken another setback in his stride.
With the bombshell announcement that his long term radio partner Jackie O has quit and he's been suspended for two weeks, the purveyor of the lowest comment denominator has promised to push on.
"Just you listen," laughed Kyle this morning.
"I'll be back, and back in a big way."
This follows Jackie "O" Henderson announcing she is leaving the Kyle and Jackie O Show - to pursue a reboot of that weird Charlie's Angels style show with Thorpey.
Henderson had been absent from the show after being berated by Kyle Sandilands during a live broadcast on February 20 - with speculation she'd understandably had enough of his shit.
The show has been taken off the air and Sandilands has been suspended for 14 days for being in breach of contract.
However, once that 14 days has been served, Kyle says he'll be returning to the airwaves with a hum dinger.
"Yeah, I've got a full virgin tradie who's gonna eat out some grumpy vegan lesbo live on air," said Kyle.
When asked whether the pair would be naked, similar to previous dating segments, Kyle laughed.
"Some people really do have rocks in their head, don't they."
"Of course! The goal is to see if we can put a smile on that grumpy lesbo's face bahaha!"
"And maybe get that poor little tradie a root so the blokes on site stop giving him heaps."
"But you'll just have to tune in and see."
More to come.