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Bulletin 9/5/19 – Betoota Weekly News Bulletin

Betoota Weekly News Bulletin: While Bruce Hitchcock is still onboard a South Pacific Cruise, Wendell’s back in town joining Clancy & Errol for this weeks Bulletin. We cover Egg Girl and the charges of unoriginality levelled at her, the AEC’s new policy on dicks drawn on ballot papers, a notable Australian’s interesting Met Gala outfit and more.