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Bulletin 31/01/20 – Betoota Weekly News Bulletin

Clancy’s sick with the Tooheys Flu, so Errol and Wendell jump into the Budgy Smuggler Booth to get you up to date on all the big stories from around town, around the country and around the world.

Clancy’s sick with the Tooheys Flu, so Errol and Wendell jump into the Budgy Smuggler Booth to get you up to date on all the big stories from around town, around the country and around the world.