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Bulletin 24/01/20 – Betoota Weekly News Bulletin

Back off a short week, Clancy, Errol and Wendell jump into the newly anointed Budgy Smuggler Booth and run through all the big stories from the last few days. Get up to speed here.

Back off a short week, Clancy, Errol and Wendell jump into the newly anointed Budgy Smuggler Booth and run through all the big stories from the last few days. Get up to speed here.