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Bulletin 21/02/20 – Betoota Weekly News Bulletin

The scrapping of Holden, the St Kevins scandal and plenty of other news has broken. Tune in to this news wrap coming from the Budgy Smuggler Booth to get up to speed now.

Thanks to the good people behind Better Call Saul for getting behind our show this week. The new season has just kicked off on Stan, so get around it.