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Podcasts

Bulletin 2/5/19 – Betoota Weekly News Bulletin

Betoota Weekly News Bulletin: Wendell Hussey and Bruce Hitchcock continue their holiday, so its us Clancy & Errol presenting this weeks Bulletin once again. Pauline and why the world hates her so much, the Canberra brain drain, draught Bundy and how it makes you feel alive, a popular pizza chain that’s got a lot to answer for, the NBN and city workers who hike on the weekends.