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In a hilarious piece of news from the soon to be sprawling new cookie cutter suburb of Betoota Plains, a local Builder has unleashed a ripper this morning.
Famous for spending 50% of his working day 'at Bunnings' and not paying his invoices in a timely manner, George Karafaltis (57) has sent a team of subbies into a bout of giggles after asking whether they'd be back on site before Christmas.
Picking up the phone this morning, George rang local Plumber Andrew Ralston to ask when he and his boys would be able to come and run the plumbing on one of too many jobs he has on the go.
"Yeah mate I told client that we'd get that sorted before Chrissy, just so we can start the new year with all the structure going up ya know," said George, who hasn't paid the last two invoices he's been sent.
"Really be good if you guys can just come knock it over for me," continued George, as if Andrew and his boys have their feet up leading into the Christmas break.
"Yeah sure mate, we'll be over tomorrow morning," laughed Andrew.
"You paying this one up front?"
After a nervous laugh on the other end of the line, Andrew said if three invoices are paid in the next 24 hours, he will actually try and get there.
More to come.