Brooklyn Beckham's Gripes Not Going To Be Taken Seriously Until He's Done Two Tours Of Afghanistan And A Few Vegas Benders

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A sequel to Prince Harry and the ex-Princes Meghan Markle's estrangement woes have taken the world overnight, after David and Victoria Beckham's son Brooklyn reveals that he would also like to cut ties with his famous British family.

This comes as Brooklyn Beckham, a man that the vast majority of soccer and spice girls fan thought was still very much a teenager, reveals 'his side' of the newest family feud to take the tabloids by storm.

It seems that the parallells between Brooklyn Beckham's emotionally-charged and kind of weird Instagram statement and Prince Harry's explosive memoir, Spare, are undeniable

Much like Prince Harry, the 26-year-old amateur cook has gone about airing his grievances very publicly.

He has also implied that his family is operated like a business, with a PR machine that works tirelessly to present a perfect happy family.

However, unlike the Duke of Sussex, nobody really knows anything about Brooklyn Beckham except for the fact that his family really went above and beyond to promote a coffee table book that featured his severely underwhelming photography.

While the Beckham's are similarly worshipped as cultural icons, the fact is that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's gripes with the Royal family were taken a bit more seriously given the fact that she had spent the best part of two decades forging a career as a B-List actor.

Prince Harry had also made a point of living his own life as a jackaroo in the Queensland outback, before joining the British Defence Force and taking part in two seperate military deployments to the Middle East during the War in Afghanistan.

As far as anyone can tell, Brooklyn Beckham really hasn't done much with himself except post videos of himself baking potatoes and promote brands on social media.

There isn't even any evidence of him getting caught with a joint like 'The Prince Of Pot' - or even going on a few wild Vegas benders after finishing his military service.

One thing that is for certain is that all of this could have been avoided is Victoria Beckham lent her name to Nicola's philanthropy efforts to re-home the dogs of billionaires that had been displaced during the LA wildfires.