Bribie Fisho Coulda Sworn He Saw Peter Dutton Down At The Boat Ramp Today, Not A Care In The World

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

A coastal gentleman has this afternoon told anyone who'd listen, including this masthead, that he reckons he saw former Opposition leader Peter Dutton down at the Bribie Island boat ramp today pulling his tinny out of the water looking like he didn't have a care in the world.

"I'm telling ya," he said.

"It was him. He had zero stress about him. Even though he had a fucken pony tail, I swear it was him."

Though it's more likely that it was just a bloke from the Sunshine Coast who kind of looks like Peter Dutton in passing, rather than the accomplished investor and international businessman, it does pose the question of what the national outlook would look like now had he smothered Albo at the last election like the Pontifical Swiss Guard smothered Cardinal Pell in his sleep.

Especially now that this no-reason war in Iran has potentially crippled developed but isolated economies such as ours for the next 1 to 5 years. Who knows where we'd be. Probably in the same boat.

But for that Bribie fisho, none of that mattered.

"I was gunna say 'G'day' but I reckon he would've just appreciated not being tapped on the bare shoulder and asked for a selfie. Serious but, it was him. Dun care what you say, bruce."

The Advocate reached out to Mr Dutton for comment but he has yet to reply to our email.

More to come.