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BREAKING: The Teacher’s Pet

With the breaking news that former Newtown Jets rugby league star and creepy high school PE teacher, Chris Dawson, has been taken into police custody in Queensland today regarding the 1982 disappearance of his wife Lynn – The Betoota Advocate is revisiting our in-depth interview with the man that brought him down. Crack investigative journalist, and proud Queenslander, Hedley Thomas.