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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many

Sports

Knights Fan Decides 8th Place On The Ladder Is Good Enough For Him To Spend $350 Driving To Sydney This Arvo

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An overly enthusiastic Novocastrian is driving across the Trey Mooney Mooney Bridge today, as

Local News

That’s Enough Out Of You Mate: 21st Speech Cut Short After Overly Detailed Bali Story

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Formalities at Samuel Hoot’s 21st birthday celebration have been cut short after a rather questionable

Podcasts

BREAKING: The Teacher’s Pet

With the breaking news that former Newtown Jets rugby league star and creepy high school PE teacher, Chris Dawson, has been taken into police custody in Queensland today regarding the 1982 disappearance of his wife Lynn – The Betoota Advocate is revisiting our in-depth interview with the man that brought him down. Crack investigative journalist, and proud Queenslander, Hedley Thomas.