Temu Trump Says Young Mothers Looking For Work Flexibility Can Just Take Half Pay, Or Get Sacked?

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

The leader of the party hoping to take charge of the country after the next election has today issued a strong statement to any of the bludgers out there looking for flexibility in their work arrangements.

Temu Trump has explained that anyone in the public service who refuses to come back to the office full time has two options, take half pay or fuck off.

His comments follow the announcement that the Liberal Party will require all public servants to return full time.

They’ve also promised to trim the workforce by about 36,000 places.

Shadow Finance Minister Jane Hume said the workforce had shown a “lack of respect for the work that went into earning the taxes they spend” – in one of the most ironic statements to be made by a profession famous for it’s disrespect of the taxes they spend.

The move is aimed at cutting costs in the extremely short term, before paying large consultancy firms twice as much to do a way shitter job.

The move to force everyone back into the office has obviously angered the overwhelming majority of the public service, with many arguing it will adversely effect women looking for flexibility.

Temu Trump has of course said that the move applies to both gender, assuming that the same parenting roles are applied to both genders equally across the board.

“I don’t understand the big deal is,” said Temu Trump.

“Besides, I don’t think any of them are voting for me, so whatever.”

More to come.