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The man recognised as the hardest worker in the country has today won over a few more swing voters, by reminding them how hard a worker he is.

The Prime Minister has wowed average Australians by telling them he worked really hard during his spicy cough isolation.

This comes after Opposition Leader Antony Albanese emerges from 7 days of lockdown, after contracting the virus which he says knocked him around a bit.

While Albanese has frequented plenty of Zoom meetings and interviews (including being shouted at by Ray Hadley for 30 minutes), Prime Minister Morrison has revealed that he reckons the Opposition Leader has just been bludging on the couch.

Speaking to Channel 9 yesterday, Morrison said this; “Well, I’m looking forward to him rejoining the campaign. He’s had a very quiet week. I remember when I was in iso, I had a very busy week.”

The claim has raised no eyebrows at all, given the Prime Minister definetely didn’t make up his diagnosis to avoid having to deal with letting down hundreds of thousands of people whose lives were impacted by catastrophic floods earlier this year.

It comes after the Prime Minisiter’s tireless work over the last 3 years where he also definetely hasn’t gone on holidays during nuemours national crises, and has been working around the clock on more than just photoshoots at pubs and sporting games.

Given that long histroy of rolling up the sleeves, his latest comments are political masterstroke, given millions of aussies haven’t been affected by the spicy cough during a pretty shit couple of years.

It’s however not known if he is going to continue to fire shots at a middle aged man being struck down by a severe strain of a virus that has fucked countless people up.

More to come.

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