RFK Jr’s Senate Hearing Derailed By Heated 15 Minute Argument About Whether Pee Is Stored In The Balls

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

The incoming Health Secretary of the United States has treated the senate to a rather interesting hearing this week.

RFK Jr, the man whose dad and uncle’s heads were blown off in extremely suspicious circumstances, was in the hot seat for a very public job interview.

The controversial pick by Donald Trump to head up health related matters for the country that ranks 49th in life expectancy, had to face the senate this week, to see whether they deemed him suitable for the role.

While many had expected tangental arguments about vaccines turning frogs gay and dismissal of his record as an environmental defender, it was a rather random topic that the senate and RFJ Jr found themselves caught up on.

Whether pee is stored in the balls.

Kicked off by a random question about PFAS negatively effecting sperm counts, Kennedy then went on a rather long winded rant about where his urine is stored.

“Do you want to look at my balls right now?” said the fired up potential health secretary.

“Look at them. They are bulging. Why do you think they are bulging?”

“Huh?”

The argument then continued on for approximately 15 minutes before Kennedy took his shirt off and started doing push ups.